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| Monday, May 21st, 2012 | | 12:28 am |
Key Largo Was A Song Too?
Rat posted about watching the movie Key Largo, which is quite a timepiece, as well as a tearjerker. You can easily transpose the attitude of the Italian Mafia and Prohibition with what's happening with Marijuana today, and it makes you wonder just who is bribing our DEA to go after small pots? Every time they do that, they're aiding the larger Columbian and Mexican drug cartels, and they damn well know it! Anyway, back in '81, a fella by the name of Bertie Higgins released the song Key Largo. KBHK-44 at the time was an independent station in SF, which showed lots of old movies, including Key Largo. The Program Director got so excited by the song, that he made a music video out of it, showing lots of black and white clips of Bogie & Bacall movies, along with the entire song prominently playing. It ended with a close-up of Bogie and Bacall kissing intently, as the song faded. Whenever they found room, they would air it, which then promoted their Saturday night movie in a beautiful and loving way. These days, because everybody's so greedy, KBHK airs late-night infomercials, and as many commercials as they can stick in. OK, I want a show of hands: How many knew it was Bertie Higgins? How many have even heard of Bertie Higgins? Current Mood:  nostalgic | | Sunday, May 6th, 2012 | | 11:59 pm |
| | Friday, May 4th, 2012 | | 1:50 am |
Obama's DEA Imprisons And Almost Murders College Pot Smoker
On 4/20, like many millions of Americans, Daniel Chong wanted to celebrate the occasion by smoking a joint. So he went to a friend's house in San Diego and lit up.
Unfortunately, right after he lit up, who should bust down the door, but the DEA?! As it turns out, the DEA decided to raid his friend's place at the exact time that Daniel was there, because they had GALL to sell that "dangerous" Medical Marijuana, and not the popular DEA / CIA approved Cocaine.
At the Federal jail, while they inscribed the paperwork, they handcuffed, and put Daniel in a really nice holding cell. Then they conveniently forgot that they put him in a holding cell ... which had no toilet or water or windows. Just one really nice 5' X 10' cement cubicle with a loud, buzzing fluorescent light that never goes out.
Then Daniel got thirsty. Then Daniel got REAL thirsty. Then Daniel got REAL REAL thirsty.
On the 2nd day, Daniel drank his own urine to stay alive, which is hard to do if you're still handcuffed.
Also on the 2nd day, Daniel's friend filed out an official missing person's report with San Diego PD, to no avail.
On the 3rd day, Daniel's kidneys shut down and he began to hallucinate. Or ... was that really DEA agents with automatic weapons drawn, laughing at him as he slowly died?
On the 4th day, Daniel needed to eat something ... anything. There was a white powder on the floor. He ate it. Later, it would be found that this was a batch of Authentic DEA Methamphetamine, that must have gotten away from the DEA approved distributor.
On the 5th day, DEA officials got off their Cocaine high and finally remembered about Daniel. So they opened the cell door. And there was Daniel, collapsed on the floor, still handcuffed, and lying in his own doo-doo.
Poor Daniel was rushed to the ER and spent 5 days in ICU as doctors meticulously tried to stabilize him, because he smoked a joint in front of the DEA.
Taxpayers, of course, picked up the $350,000 ICU tab for smoking a joint in front of the DEA.
Poor Daniel nearly died, for smoking a joint in front of the DEA on 4/20.
So now, Daniel says he'll be suing the DEA for millions. All of which will be paid by taxpayers.
Which then prompted DEA Special Agent-In-Charge William R. Sherman to come out of his Cocaine-laced haze and emote: "I am troubled by the treatment of Daniel Chong and extend my deepest apologies to him. This is not indicative of the high standards to which I hold my employees. I have personally ordered an extensive review of his office's policies and procedures."
Translation: "We're sorry that one of our approved Meth suppliers spilled some of the goods. We'll try harder next time."
Yeah, and Mr. Special Agent: Just how many violent Methamphetamine and Crack Cocaine dealers ran free daily ... while you've been concentrating on Hippies? And just who the fuck gave you orders to do that?
And Thank You, President O'Bama for being silent on all of this!
More here.
Current Mood:  angry | | Tuesday, May 1st, 2012 | | 1:14 am |
Mrs. Good Cookie And Ms. Bad Cookie / Get Well Rat
(Update: It doesn't seem to be the cookies, but Rat being sick with some sort of unknown ailment. Get better Rat.) It's no secret that I miss the Stella Doro "Lady Stella Assortment" of mixed European-style cookies. So imagine my happiness when I found "Day Dreams" cookies made in Germany, and carried at Foodmaxx. Day Dreams is manufactured by The Hans Freitag company somewhere in the bowels of Germany, and are not as good as Stella ... but a good substitute and totally acceptable to me. Rat, on the other hand, may have a problem. A BIG problem. It appears that there's something in the cookies that gives him extreme gas, painful cramps, and makes him belch alot like he drank a whole keg of beer. Yet it doesn't seem to affect me at all! So what the hell's going on? I dunno, but with that, I bring you the list of known ingredients in Day Dreams cookies:
- Wheat Flour
- Vegetable Fat
- Sugar
- Wheat Starch
- Glucose Syrup
- Hazelnut Croquant (?)
- Cocoa Powder
- Salt
- Strawberries
- Natural Flavoring
- Cherries
- Cocoa Butter
- Raspberries
- Cocoa Liquor (HIC!)
- Apples
- Soy Lecithin
- Barley Malt
- Ammonium and Sodium Hydrogen Carbonate
- Milk Protein
- Citric Acid
- Pectin
As you can see, there's not anything that appears to be bad. In fact, compared to US made cookies with all their chemical ingredients and sugar substitutes, this list runs rings around anything that we'd make. So what gives? Tis a mystery! (Get well Rat) Current Mood: puzzled | | Thursday, April 26th, 2012 | | 2:14 am |
Mad Cow!
It's dangerous when I come up with ideas like this: In the news is a story about a mad cow with Mad Cow disease. Our interpretation on that is: A bunch of angry cows with baseball bats and guns, banging on the door to the studio, and trying to get back at Duke & Banner for eating too many hamburgers. The SFX will be recorded outside, as we bash up our trashcans .. and other stuff. And of course ... moo ... angrily. Heaven help us! Duke & Banner are loose in the studio. Current Mood:  creative | | Friday, April 20th, 2012 | | 1:16 am |
Happy Birthday Taurii, 2012
Happy Birthday Taurii! Mission statement:
Yes, it that time of year again where I supplicate and bow to you bulls. That time of year where I raise a red flag and try to get your attention, which is futile. In quantity, you represent my #1 group of friends.
I update this list once a year, and this year I'm overwhelmed with new Taurii. If you don't see yourself on this list, it was purely an accident. Please let me know ASAP.
There's no doubt about it: I am somehow a Taurus magnet, with a huge collection of Taurii friends.
Fact is, I can't live with you, nor can I live without you.
Most of you have stayed loyal to me through thick and thin, and for that you deserve a big hug and a reward. But damn ... if only some of you would learn how to say the word "yes."
Here then, is a list of my Taurian friends. I hope I haven't forgotten someone.Deceased and/or misplaced Taurii that I miss very much
Robin Walden-4/26
Leather Bear-4/28
Woofer-5/07
Jimmy Feldman-5/08
Rick Sussoff-5/09
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Bad Taurus! (Taurii Who Have Been Very Bad!!)
Adolph Hitler- 4/20
Saddam Huessein- 4/28
Bob (My Radio Partner)- 4/26
Ayatollah R. Khomeini- 5/17
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I leave you with a recent personal note, posted on my facebook page: Hi! I'm a Taurus Top. I think we could be friends.
(UGG! Maybe I could just sleep for a month!) Current Mood:  intimidated | | Thursday, April 19th, 2012 | | 1:15 am |
Goodbye: Lil' Dickie Clark
 And it's goodbye: LIL' DICKIE CLARK. He will go down into the annals of history as a man who fought congress and won. In '59, Congressional Republicans (and a few Democrats) received money under the table from ASCAP. Yes, just like today, congress was as corrupt as you could get. ASCAP was upset that these Rock and Roll records, licensed by competitor BMI, were selling like hotcakes, and ASCAP was losing royalties. And so began a Congressional investigation of "Payola", ABC-TV, ABC-Paramount Records, and Lil Dickie's Cameo/Parkway label. Besides record company bigwigs, also testifying before congress were Paul Anka, Fabian, and Frankie Avalon. Senators wanted to know why these new-fangled singers were all Italian? Was this the Italian Mafia trying to take over? Outside congress, tens of thousands of angry and scared teenagers protested. One girl, with her eyes crying, yelled out through the snots: "Those mean old men are trying to take away my Paul! They can't get away with this!!"Senators phone lines lit us like a Christmas tree, from angry parents wondering why congress didn't have better things to do than attack Rock and Roll. After a month, the investigation was finally over. Lots of allegations, but no proof. All the phone calls plus daily newscasts showing protesting teenagers crying their eyes out probably helped too. So they let Dick off with a stern warning, and kept the Payola investigation on the back burner. Thanks to faithful listener Hank, Lil Dick will live on forever, as he knocks on our door and hands us a record... of course with a $100 bill attached to "grease our palms." Goodbye, Dick. Thanks for the fun you've provided all of us. Next broadcast(s) it'll be Goodbye Lil Dickie Clark. Current Mood:  reflective | | Wednesday, April 18th, 2012 | | 12:58 am |
| | Wednesday, April 11th, 2012 | | 2:31 am |
I Found Jesus!
Perhaps the best thing you can do is to find a bearded dude embedded somewhere in your kitchen. Or maybe you'll find a female face that ... obviously ... must be a sign of The Blessed Virgin Mary. Yup, just like the Grilled Cheese Sandwich that was discovered in 1994, you may be in for a giant windfall profit!  $28,000 Grilled Cheese Sandwich.The above Sacred Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Sandwich™ was discovered in Florida. Diane Duyser saw the image just as she was about to bite poor Mary’s head completely off. But she stopped dead in her tracks, and held onto it. She put it on display for over a decade on her mantle. And it remained fresh and decay-free for 10 long years ... Just like a Happy Meal! In 2004, she placed the griddled Mary on eBay where it sold for a whopping $28,000. By the time the sandwich auction closed, her ebay page had received over 1.7 million hits. OK ... So maybe the Virgin Mary ain't for you. Maybe you want a man. A bearded man. Yup, maybe you'll actually spot Jesus, just like Mary Jo Coady did on her steam iron that she bought from Wal-Mart. Yup, nestled right there in the chrome of he Chinese-made iron is a black-bearded Jesus! Hey, put it on e-bay and some fundy will shell out his life savings for it. For 8 more exciting photos, go here. Current Mood:  amused | | Thursday, April 5th, 2012 | | 1:31 am |
Marshmallow Kitty
How is this on the cuteness factor? (PS: There's a ad attached) Current Mood:  content | | Wednesday, April 4th, 2012 | | 1:56 am |
The Giant 60 Inch Wee-Wee!
Congratulations: Father Martin McVey of St. Mary's School in Northern Ireland! Ahhh, the Good Father 'twas happy to see most of his flock in attendance. They were mostly parents, all there to get the lowdown on how to prepare their children for First Communion ... the holiest of virtues that the church can provide. At the meeting was St. Mary's brand-spanking-new 60 inch LCD TV monitor. Ahh, the bright hues of mother nature were no match for the crisp video that this monitor could display! Connected to the monitor was a brand new Dell computer, with the biggest hard drive, and only the finest in video cards, to soup-up the video display. No doubt, St. Mary's dug deep into the poorbox to pay for these fine, geeky gifts. Father McVey was there to give a Power Point Presentation ... a multi-media extravaganza that would impress the parents, and maybe even get him a bonus! And so, Father McVey reached into his vestment and pulled out his thumb drive with the Power Point Presentation. He plugged it into the USB port of the Dell. While he waited for the drive to load, he thanked everybody for coming, noting that the church was as full as he had ever seen it. And you have to admonish that the Dell did everything it was ever supposed to do! It followed commands to the letter! No Blue Screen of Death here! Yup, the Dell scanned the thumb drive and found lots of photos. And so, it fired up the slideshow program and displayed those photos ... one by one ... in a slideshow of fantastic, wonderful, awe-inspiring color! And so, as Father McVey was emoting to his flock on the exciting Power Point Presentation that would soon start, a gasp came from the crowd. Then the gasps grew louder. And louder! So, the good father turned around to view the video screen. Unfortunately, the Power Point Presentation was not happening. In it's place was a slideshow of only the best PORNO from Father McVey's personal collection! It started with some nude hunks, but by the time he turned around, it had faded into a giant, close-up of somebody's huge, erect wang. That's right: A 60 inch full-color photo of somebody's wee-wee being displayed to the entire flock! Now, in the aftermath, St. Mary's school Principal Sean Devlin sez: "Many of the parents are very angry."
Father McVey sez: "This can be legitimately explained."A-huh. Sure. Current Mood: amused | | Monday, April 2nd, 2012 | | 1:59 am |
| | Saturday, March 10th, 2012 | | 2:31 am |
| | Monday, March 5th, 2012 | | 1:56 am |
Good Christian Bitches
Coming to a TV near you: Good Christian Bitches. Actually that was the original name of the series. When the Fundys found out about the title, they flooded the ABC-TV network (owned by Disney) with angry tirades, who then ordered the name changed. So, for a brief time, it was re-named "Good Christian Belles" but they even objected to that, so now it's just "GCB." It debuted last night. Anybody watch it? Current Mood: amused | | Sunday, February 26th, 2012 | | 12:27 am |
| | Friday, February 17th, 2012 | | 1:56 am |
| | Wednesday, February 15th, 2012 | | 1:35 am |
Thank You Very Much!
In my inbox today, I found a note that said: You have received a LiveJournal virtual gift from an anonymous sender. The note attached to your gift reads: "Happy Valentine's Day! Love, Annie Mouse" AWWW! I have a secret admirer! *kisses* Current Mood:  bouncy | | Friday, February 10th, 2012 | | 1:19 am |
What Planet Is Mitt Romney From? And Is He An Illegal Alien?
One of the more interesting gifts that my radio partner gives me, is his study of religion. In fact, he even wrote a book about how bad religion is for America. And so, I can offer this brief description of one of our Republican candidates. Questions that you will never hear from mainstream press. I'm talking about Mitt Romney and his wonderful (but kinky) world of mormon religion. All Mormons:
- Believe that they are extra-terrestials. They are space aliens from another planet call Kolob. If you have an old Donnie Osmond record, you'll see a drawing of the planet right there on the record label.
- Kolob is located in the constellation Cancer, sector 2813 and is an earth-like planet.
- They reluctantly agree that marriage is with one wife, in order to avoid arrest in this world. BUT ... They all agree that in the afterlife, they will fly back to Kolob, and have as many wives as they want. All of them will be virgins, of course.
- Believe they are actively "saving lives" using Genealogy. By signing up (on paper) dead people, these dead "converts" will then also fly back to Kolob, for the purpose of "serving" the male God. This includes cleaning toilets, cooking, cleaning, etc.
- Believe there will be many Gods. All the Mormon men will be Gods. The women are for sex only, and the "converts" are all there to service the Gods.
- No word on what music will be played, but I think it's safe to assume Donnie & Marie will have daily Hootenannies.
So now you know all about Mitt Romney! Any questions? Current Mood:  accomplished | | Monday, February 6th, 2012 | | 1:44 am |
Martin Luther King Would Just Love Best Buy!
Congratulations, Best Buy! Contained in their slick and glossy ad that came last week in your Sunday newspaper, is a whole page dedicated to the celebration of slained civil rights leader Martin Luther King. So, there's a few CD's with Black artists on the page. Guess who's on the top of the page? That's right, it's Young Jeezy with his big hit "Thug Motovation 101." ! !And what better way to celebrate a man's life, than to link him to violent Gangsta Rap? But don't take my word for it, just look at these exciting and love-filled lyrics from Young Jeezy, aimed at kids as young as 8:
"Trap Or Die."
Last time I checked I was the man on these streets
They call me residue, I leave blow in these beats [that's a reference to cocaine]
Got diareah flow, now I shit on niggaz
Even when I'm constipated I still shit on niggaz (let's get it on)
Got some Super Friends in the Legion of Doom
They blowin purple shit that keep me high like the moon
Yeaaaa, I'm an affiliate, I know hitman [that's a reference to guns and violence]
Yeaaaa, I'm an affiliate, I know hitman
Yeaaaa, I'm an affiliate, I know hitman
I'm a hater like you, fuck my wristband
Nigga sneak this, and that ain't how we play
Fuck with mind, get ya drama like the DJ (that's right, dramatic nigga)
Now tell me I ain't real, this AR that I'm holdin got a gangsta grill (that's right)
Now tell me I ain't real, this AR that I'm holdin got a gangsta grill
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".38"
I don’t think they know the time (know the time) (x5)
Heard the streets f-cked up, I can see the sign
Heard they going for the thirty straight [that's a reference to incarceration]
I can’t lie, man that shit got me thirty eight
Red hot, on fire
Glass pot, on fire
Red dot, on fire
Five shots, on fire
Ooh oh, your boy back
And he way to flashy, got my toys back
Nigga I just left the lot, I aint come to play
He pull me from my dealer tag, [that's a reference to crack cocaine dealing]
F-ck you trying to say
Know some niggas doing 10, blame it on the yay
Clip hold half a hundred, blame it on the K [that's a reference to guns]
Still the realest nigga any, these niggas CB4
This is f-ck a nigga records, and I’m the CEO
| So the next time the bullets go flying in Oakland, you can thank Best Buy for supplying Black children with all the anthems they need to become a good, self-respecting, gun toting, Gangsta members. Current Mood: angry | | Friday, February 3rd, 2012 | | 2:02 am |
Why Medical Marijuana Will Never Be Legalized By The Feds
I hope you can imagine my anger today at ABC-TV network news. In one story, they answered exactly why Medical Marijuana will never be legalized, despite the fact that the story didn't even mention it. In fact, it wasn't a "news" story at all, it was actually a medical corporation info-mercial, disguised as news. They supplied ABC with the video, told ABC what to say, and ABC airs it verbatim, as a news story. Here's how the whole thing unfolded:
BACKGROUND: Special K, or Ketamin, is very popular at Rave parties. Some kids have died from it's use. It's readily available at your local vet as a pet tranquilizer, or you can cook it up yourself, just like Methamphetamine.
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1) An unnamed pharmaceutical corporation bribed a few senators, and got millions of government dollars to test Ketamine.
2) Along the way, they tweeked it slightly, so it's no longer Ketamin, but some copyrighted drug that only they can make big bucks on.
3) They paid a college to test the new drug and achieve the desired positive outcome.
4) Surprise! Desired outcome achieved! The new drug will cure depression 100%!!
5) Unnamed medical corporation sends video to ABC, with glowing reports. All ABC had to do is matt on their newsman. ABC also interviews their doctor on call, who only has glowing remarks for the new study. The "doctor" says Ketamine is currently only available in injection form ... which is a direct lie ... but it's what the corporation wants you to hear.
6) Medical corporations go back to congress, and through lobbyists, promise them big bucks for their re-election campaign if they tell the DEA to prosecute Marijuana growers and sellers, because it's infringing on the potential profits of their new drug.
7) DEA closes down various Medical Marijuana facilities in Northern Cal, and holds a press conference. Local ABC-TV attends, and quotes everything the DEA says verbatim, without a dissenting word. They do not question anything that the official DEA spokesperson says. No questions whatsoever. They do manage to find a scruffiest person on the street, who has a weak countering opinion.
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And that, is why Medical Marijuana will never be legalized. It doesn't matter if you're a Republican or a Democrat. The fact is, most of them are a bunch of crooks, bowing to the power of the corporation, and if some non-violent person ends up in prison, so be it. BAH! HUMBUG!! Current Mood: angry |
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