"This year's Health & Harmony Fair will have a special, free app. for use on your iPhone. With it, you'll be able to locate the closest bathroom, or find your car..."
Gee, how did we ever locate bathrooms before this special iPhone app?
Maybe I should explain things here: The fair is held at the Sonoma County Fairgrounds, of which most attendees are already familiar, because there are many events that take place there throughout the year.
But, just in case you're not: As you enter the grounds, toilets are obvious, and in plain sight, about 100 feet from the entrance. Sure, there's no neon sign that screams out "TOILETS!" but you get the general idea.
There are a few, long buildings...about 100 feet long. Toilets are where you would expect them: at the ends of the buildings. Wow, they even have a lit-up sign that says "TOILETS."
So here's hoping that you'll actually be able to find a place to pee without having to use your special iPhone app.
Jeez....what's next? An app that holds your dick for you while you pee, for better aim?!
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