broduke2000 ([info]broduke2000) wrote,
@ 2009-05-22 22:56:00
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Entry tags:prop 8 broadcast humor

The Big One That Got Away
Unfortunately, the well-lubricated 1934 KBBF transmitter died an hour before broadcast.

Tonite's broadcast was gonna center around the news. If you haven't heard it yet, the Supremes announced tonite that they made a decision on Prop 8, better known as Prop Hate.

Then they said, "We can't tell you what the decision was, until Tuesday." Apparently they need time to evacuate the building, and maybe even the state, before they announce the verdict.

This led to a wonderful idea, sort of like a "Mission: Impossible" theme, where my radio partner Bob would grab a station computer and try to hack into the California Supreme Court computer system to find out the results.



Peppered in the broadcast:


  • Numerous incidents with the computer screaming: "You are preforming an illegal function, and this computer will be shut down."

  • Bob, crowing in a high voice: "I'm getting through the back door!"

  • Bob crowing in a normal voice: "I didn't find the decision yet, but I found free plane tickets to Utah!"


It would have been a fun broadcast.


Oh, well...



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[info]dhpbear
2009-05-23 06:50 am UTC (link)
Good morning, Duke,

Why wasn't there a broadcast tonight?

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[info]broduke2000
2009-05-23 06:54 am UTC (link)
Not only that, but we missed the world premier of the QBT All-Male Biker Chorale.

Think I'll hide under the bed.

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[info]broduke2000
2009-05-23 06:55 am UTC (link)
Oh, the transmitter died. Guess I should make that a little more clear.

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[info]dhpbear
2009-05-23 06:58 am UTC (link)
Ehh! Just as the signal was getting better! Hopefully, they won't phuck it up too much with their 'fix' :)

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[info]broduke2000
2009-05-23 07:03 am UTC (link)
Actually, the problem is probably more of a power failure up at the mountain. There's a stand-by generator, but sometimes it doesn't kick in, and believe it or not, we don't have the key. The mountain is owned by Motorola.

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[info]maxauburn
2009-05-23 02:52 pm UTC (link)
I'm very sorry for the loss of your transmitter.

Would sending flowers be appopriate? :)

I agree - "Proposition Hate" is a MUCH more accurate term for Proposition 8. Too bad the haters are too stupid to see it that way....

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[info]broduke2000
2009-05-24 05:37 am UTC (link)
Sure!

Bearded Irises.

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[info]maxauburn
2009-05-24 06:12 am UTC (link)
I like bearded iris!

But you knew I was going to say that, didn't you?

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[info]broduke2000
2009-05-24 06:26 am UTC (link)
Rat (who is a gardener by trade) has a way of manipulating BI's with his fingers, making then appear like they're talking. Some day I should do a video.

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[info]maxauburn
2009-05-24 06:54 am UTC (link)
That would be interesting to see!

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[info]barbarian_rat
2009-05-24 06:02 pm UTC (link)
Duke is floral challenged.

That would be Snapdragons that talk not Bearded Iris, they just stand around looking .... beautiously bearded.

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[info]maxauburn
2009-05-24 06:09 pm UTC (link)
It's okay.. I love both of those flowers.. I love a LOT of flowers, actually. I used to live on a 100 acre farm in Maryland with a partner and I had HUGE gardens.. a 90 foot long by 12 foot wide combination veggie and flower garden, a 40 x 60 zinna bed with other flowers bordering it, ( Lantana, Portulaca, marigolds, ) several other smaller flower beds, and we did have a 2 acre veggie garden for years.

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[info]barbarian_rat
2009-05-25 03:08 pm UTC (link)
Wow - that's a lot of gardening
and what do you do in your spare time?
:)

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[info]maxauburn
2009-05-25 03:15 pm UTC (link)
It was a HUGE amount of work

I'd send you photos of how gorgeous it all looked, but my photos from when I lived on the farm are all 35mm.. I do not have a scanner, but I ought to get one, sometime.. you would have loved it there.. it was quiet, isolated, and beautiful.

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[info]barbarian_rat
2009-05-28 03:25 pm UTC (link)
Indeed it does sound beautious.

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[info]broduke2000
2009-05-25 07:12 am UTC (link)
You say Snapdragons, I say Iris,
You say Flu, I say Virus,
Snapdragons, Iris, a Flu Virus...let's call the whole thing off.

(apologies to whoever wrote that)

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