broduke2000 ([info]broduke2000) wrote,
@ 2009-05-29 00:08:00
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Bro Duke At 39
I am amazed at how many complex mathematical computations Bikerbaer has to do in order to determine my age at this Birthday Cycle! Here then, are the actual computations and critical thinking that went into it.


Yes, we'll be using the brand new 2009 Bikerbaer Metric Conversion Algorithm™:

Duke: 2+3 = B11B111B = 62
Duke: 0+3 = B111B = -15

Duke: 2+3 = B111B111B = -8
Duke: 0+3 = BB1111B = 0

Duke: 5 = B11111B
Duke: 0 = BB

Duke: 2+3 = 5 = B1k1111B
Duke: 2+0 = 2 = B1k1BB
Duke: 0+3 = 3 = BB1k11B
Duke: 0+0 = 0 = BkB

Duke: integer 5 in register "3", [ 3 ] = symbol "5" = | | | | |

Duke: 2+3, [ 0 ]=0, [ 1 ] =m, [ 2 ] =n

Duke: m+n=∑, [ 0 ] =0, [ 1 ] =∑, [ 2 ] =39

1 JZ (2,5) ;[ 2 ]=m: If [ 2 ]=39 then instruction 5 else continue
2 DEC (2) ;Decrement count in register #2: [ 2 ] -1 → 2
3 INC (1) ;[ 1 ] =n or sum: Increment count in register #1: [ 1 ] +1 → 1
4 JZ (0,1) ; IF [ Duke = 39 then instruction 5. Else, jump to instruction 1.
5 HALT

Therefore, Duke = 39.




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[info]grimmbear
2009-05-29 11:33 am UTC (link)
Happy Birthday you handsome beast.
may your horns hang high and your balls hang low.

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[info]broduke2000
2009-05-29 09:04 pm UTC (link)
*making happy bull noise*

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[info]maxauburn
2009-05-29 02:40 pm UTC (link)
Happy birthday!

Happy 39 th Birthday!

Happy Whatever - you - do - today - for - your - Birthday!

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[info]broduke2000
2009-05-29 09:05 pm UTC (link)
Thanks! I might do kinky things to Rat.

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[info]gryphons_hole
2009-05-29 04:01 pm UTC (link)
Happy day!

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[info]broduke2000
2009-05-29 09:05 pm UTC (link)
Thanks, oh great Taurii!

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[info]flamedryad
2009-05-29 04:36 pm UTC (link)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
>HUGS< and showers

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[info]broduke2000
2009-05-29 09:06 pm UTC (link)
Mnnnnn!

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[info]flamedryad
2009-05-29 09:10 pm UTC (link)
figured you like that for your birthday
^.^

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You're 39. Right?
(Anonymous)
2009-05-30 12:36 am UTC (link)
My dear partner in crime (I.E. Polluting the airwaves with Duke and Banner)
Yes the site works on the iMac. No I don't buy the idea of you being 39.
Happy Birthday, you OLD FART!
You're 61! I use the old fashioned method of counting years.
Again, Happy 61st Birthday, Duke!
Bob Banner, 62 and proud of it!

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Re: You're 39. Right?
[info]broduke2000
2009-05-30 03:35 am UTC (link)
Now ain't that just like a Taurus? No sensitivity, whatsoever. Whatever I say or do, you throw a rock or stumbling block in front of it. All you wanna do is lay horizontal and get in my way!

TAKE THAT!!

*throwing pots and pans*

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[info]ottomatic186
2009-05-31 02:01 am UTC (link)
Happy Birthday Gemini,
We all know your years......

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[info]broduke2000
2009-05-31 06:20 am UTC (link)
Yup, it's 39.

As you know, the number was arrived at using the Bikerbaer Metric Conversion Algorithm. Bikerbaer is a Taurus, and you can't change a Taurus.

Case closed, fellow Gemini.

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